Petey

Sabean brought home Petey yesterday.

I am intrigued. I does wonder, why can I reach him not?

heater.

It is quickly becoming winterfying. I can tell. You see, my human act differently. They wrap presents in red and green, and there is always music playing. However, what really tips me off to this change, is the tree.

I know it is winter. And Christmas shall come soon. I like Christmas. I get new presents of excellent enjoyment qualities.

Anyway. Where was I? Oh yes. Winter. Winter is cold. Humans are strange, and have no fur. They put their magic heat blowers on. Evy is happy. Evy lies with tummy against magic heat blower. I am warm.

Baff.

Today, I had a baff. It was the first baff ever that I had.

It was a very stressing experience.

You see, Sabean was painting. I came to investigate. I let out a Wurrup!

Of greeting and rubbed myself against her face, and walking in front of her.

Except her painting was in front of her. And I stepped in it. It didn't look wet.

It was.

Sabean immediately scooped me up, much to my surprise, and brought me upstairs.

She put me in the baff machine rooming area, and turned on the baff machine. It spurted

water out loudly. She went out, and when she came back she had a towel.

I thought she was having a baff. I have never been in this baffing situation before. But, it was

I who was thrown into the baffing machine's heart. The water was warm. And horrible. My feet and tummy got wet. I scrambled out and ran. But the door was closed. I could only run to the toilet.

I did, but she caught me and shoved me back in. I jumped out again. When she was satisfied that I was clean, she wrapped me in the towel and brought me downstairs.

But today was not all bad. I got treats (Whisker Licken' Variety-I adore their smushines), and strokes. I am now going to go asleep. I am curled up. Baffs are very tiring.

I do not plan to go painting again.

Litter.

A couple of weeks ago we received a package from "World's Best Cat Litter"

It was awesome. And contained very nice litter. And a litter scooper.

I approve.

Happy.

I greatly enjoy the comforts of this new sleeping spot.

Christmas Arrival.

Christmas is coming,

The goose is getting fat,

Please put a penny,

in the old man's hat.

If you haven't got a penny,

a ha'penny will do,

If you haven't got a ha'penny,

then God bless you!

Hmmth. Sabean wouldn't start transcribing for me until she wrote that. Silly humans.

Anyhow, I shall begin.

Today was quite a boring day. Kabeam and Mubean went to "the city" today. I do not know where that is. But they is going to see a "pla" called Hamet. Or maybe it was Hawet. Or Hamwet? I do not know what that is either.

So anyway, Bigbean had to do work for most of the day, so Sabean et moi was alone. She was writing a "terwm papre". So I was lonely.

I started yowling for her, and she came a played with me! So a yowled again and again. But she stopped coming to play. I was sad.

But she finished and got the Christmas decorations out! I love Christmas. I get mousies and cat nip. Last year I went to sleep in the wrapping paper. I love Christmas.

Anyway, she got them out, and I investigated.

But then I got sleepy. So Sabean obediently put my bed on top, so no one could investigate without me. Then I went to sleep..

Stupid Human.

My human is stupid.

She gets her camera back. I is happy, she can now post.

Then she can't figure out how to log in. Stupid human.

Takes her months to figure it out. Very stupid human.

I am upset with my human.

Here is a picture of me when I am not upset. In this picture I am interested.