Petey

Sabean brought home Petey yesterday.

I am intrigued. I does wonder, why can I reach him not?

heater.

It is quickly becoming winterfying. I can tell. You see, my human act differently. They wrap presents in red and green, and there is always music playing. However, what really tips me off to this change, is the tree.

I know it is winter. And Christmas shall come soon. I like Christmas. I get new presents of excellent enjoyment qualities.

Anyway. Where was I? Oh yes. Winter. Winter is cold. Humans are strange, and have no fur. They put their magic heat blowers on. Evy is happy. Evy lies with tummy against magic heat blower. I am warm.

Baff.

Today, I had a baff. It was the first baff ever that I had.

It was a very stressing experience.

You see, Sabean was painting. I came to investigate. I let out a Wurrup!

Of greeting and rubbed myself against her face, and walking in front of her.

Except her painting was in front of her. And I stepped in it. It didn't look wet.

It was.

Sabean immediately scooped me up, much to my surprise, and brought me upstairs.

She put me in the baff machine rooming area, and turned on the baff machine. It spurted

water out loudly. She went out, and when she came back she had a towel.

I thought she was having a baff. I have never been in this baffing situation before. But, it was

I who was thrown into the baffing machine's heart. The water was warm. And horrible. My feet and tummy got wet. I scrambled out and ran. But the door was closed. I could only run to the toilet.

I did, but she caught me and shoved me back in. I jumped out again. When she was satisfied that I was clean, she wrapped me in the towel and brought me downstairs.

But today was not all bad. I got treats (Whisker Licken' Variety-I adore their smushines), and strokes. I am now going to go asleep. I am curled up. Baffs are very tiring.

I do not plan to go painting again.

Litter.

A couple of weeks ago we received a package from "World's Best Cat Litter"

It was awesome. And contained very nice litter. And a litter scooper.

I approve.

Happy.

I greatly enjoy the comforts of this new sleeping spot.

Christmas Arrival.

Christmas is coming,

The goose is getting fat,

Please put a penny,

in the old man's hat.

If you haven't got a penny,

a ha'penny will do,

If you haven't got a ha'penny,

then God bless you!

Hmmth. Sabean wouldn't start transcribing for me until she wrote that. Silly humans.

Anyhow, I shall begin.

Today was quite a boring day. Kabeam and Mubean went to "the city" today. I do not know where that is. But they is going to see a "pla" called Hamet. Or maybe it was Hawet. Or Hamwet? I do not know what that is either.

So anyway, Bigbean had to do work for most of the day, so Sabean et moi was alone. She was writing a "terwm papre". So I was lonely.

I started yowling for her, and she came a played with me! So a yowled again and again. But she stopped coming to play. I was sad.

But she finished and got the Christmas decorations out! I love Christmas. I get mousies and cat nip. Last year I went to sleep in the wrapping paper. I love Christmas.

Anyway, she got them out, and I investigated.

But then I got sleepy. So Sabean obediently put my bed on top, so no one could investigate without me. Then I went to sleep..

Stupid Human.

My human is stupid.

She gets her camera back. I is happy, she can now post.

Then she can't figure out how to log in. Stupid human.

Takes her months to figure it out. Very stupid human.

I am upset with my human.

Here is a picture of me when I am not upset. In this picture I am interested.

Back.

Camera is back.

That means I can post again.

Me is happy.

Camera.

My stupid human is "too busy".

Grrrrr.

Anyway, she is fixing her camera machine. Apparently she will post we that is done. It might take awhile. She has to send it away. Sabean is good at breaking cameras.

Back.

Sbean is back! This is very excitable. I was so stressed, but now she is home, I am sleepy. 

Sleepy.

Hello. I'm just letting you know I shan't be posting for a bit because Sabean is going to camp. Away. For a month. 

In the meantime, I am very sleepy from supurrvising packing. Night-Night. 

Relaxing.

In the Sun. 

Basket.

I like my basket. It has a blankie that Sabean brought me from Ingland. Pparently, they have lots of "sheep" there. Anyway. It smells nice. I like my blankie. 

purrsss,

Evy

Moving.

We moved a desk. I was helping. 

I am generally a very helpful cat. 

Investigating. 

Exploring. 

My beautiful mousie. I kill it regularly. 

Surveying. 

Watching.

Then the desk moved. 

Hiding. 

purrsss,

Evy

Return.

My people have returned! I am most pleased. It is dull without them. 

I hate it. But they are back. This is good. 

Here am I exploring outside. I like outside. 

Sabean has bought herself a new camera. She shall assist me in posting

more pictures of myself soon. 

purrssssss,

Evy

No posting.

I can't post for a bit. Sabean, my secretary, is going to England. 

In regard to my experience typing, I feel like it would be prudent to tell you that I shall not be posting for a bit. Until she comes back that is. 

I hate it when she leaves.

purrrrssss

Evy

Punished.

A couple of days ago I had a huge adventure. I went exploring in the garden with no supervision. It was good. However, my beans disagree. When they found me they were very happy, and then a little angry. 

Sbean was almost crying. Very stressful. And I haven't been able to go outside for so long. HISSS. 

Fluff was very happy for a bit, because her person, Kabean, came back from boarding school. But now she is sad, as Kabean has left for something called "campe". 

purrrsss, 

Evy 

Instructions.

Hi everyone! I'm Sbean. Evy has directed me to share my box bed directions...so....lets begin! 

1. Take a box and tape the flaps together (to make it taller)

2. Cut a hole as door. (keep in mind the size of your cat)

3. Wrap (and glue) felt all around

4. Stab the door and glue extra fabric to the inside

Roof 

1. Take a peice of cardboard with 4 flaps coming off (section in middle should be same size as empty roof space)

2. Cut out little triangles of cardboard and insert them in the 4 sections

3. Tape the triangles in at an angle, to create a pagoda thingy

4. Cover with fabric

Decoration

1. Cover inside of box with construction paper

2. Fold up extra felt as pillow (or make a pillow...)

Yeah. That's about it. Sorry if it's a little confusing! 

And hi to all the kitties that Evy is making friends with..

:) 

XOXO

"Sbean"

People.

I'm getting confused over what to call my family. You see, they don't want to be identified, and, as one of them types for me, I can not identify them. So I shall make them names. 

Mummy is to be called Mubean. 

Daddy is to be called Bigbean

Sister (larger varity) is to be called Kabean. 

MY person (sister smaller) is to be called Sbean

Sbean is a little upset right now over google's logo. She keeps flipping back to see if they've changed it to a D-day logo. They haven't......

Anyways...I think I shall publish instructions to make my bed soon. I shall speak to Sbean about it. 

Bed.

Do you guys like my bed? It was made for me a while ago....It's nice and dark and cozy inside. And she made it from her mind. No directions. I think that is pretty cool!  

Explore

I had a very nice explore today. Here are some pictures. 

I smell...something. 

Why would I go back in?

O. What is this? 

Surveying my territory. 

purrss, 

Evy

I type.

today i shalls try typoing. MY Hu-sorry anout the capitels-my humanis not bweing helpful todway. i don't have much to say. i can sawy much. this is taking me a verty long time. how does she do  itr so farst?> 

today is the last dose of the medeciune the v-e-t gave mee. that is excything. did you know my medecueine was bright pink? my servents think it whas the same medecidne that they gave MY servent when shee got somethig called lymme diseasee. i have been very welll behavedw about taking it. 

i am incredeabky apoliogetic about my atrroucious typinhg skills

                      ppurrrss

                                 EVY

Sun.

Today is going much better than yesterday. 

Yesterday,  I went to the vet. My servants pronounce it Veee-Eeee-Teeee. I'm not sure why. I know how to spell. Stupid Humans. 

Anyways, I went outside with the humans when they had lunch on the deck. They had some kind of patee from a place called Prance. I don't know where Prance is. Does anyone? 

Well, I tried some of the patee and it was delicous! So I lay on the table and licked the plates. Sadly, I was only allowed to do this when they had eaten most of it. But it was still yummy! I love Prench Patee!

Happy Purrs,

                   Evy

Vet.

We went to the vet. I hate the vet. Have to wash. Smells icky. Hate it all. 

I growled at him. 

I had been throwing up. So they took me. To. The. VET. And I had a little fever. And they gave me antibimotics. Or something. 

And they are all pleased there is nothing big wrong. But it hurt. 

They poked and proded and STABBED me. Hate. Hate. I need to wash it all off.

This is a horrible day. 

Busy.

My person has been very busy. She has neglected to help me type messages to my ever increasing fan database. *tail flick*  I sulked. She obeyed. But it took too long. I have been to lenient with her. We shall have to go back  to person training 101. 

She has not even gotten me a camera. This is unacceptable. 

HIISSS!

Evy

Sorry.

Sorry I haven't posted for a bit. I have been busy.

 It's getting really hot here. The weather is nice and toasty! I love warmth. 

So. How are you all? 

Is it getting warm where you live? 

Rain.

Rain is gross. And it's wet. It's raining lots. It was nice. Now it is sad. 

I don't like wet. I know. I shall tell you a story. 

Once I was trying to get a fishy on a shelf above the bath. But I think something happened. Because then I was in the bath. And there was water in the Bath. And I was wet. 

The people get very worried whenever I get wet. They think I will get chills. I just hate it. 

Mumma Person had to blow me dry with a blower. It was loud. But warm. I don't like wet. 

My person once told me that some cats like to swim. She said they were really big cats. Bigger than Daddy Person. I don't know if it's true. She said they were called "tigers" and they swim for fun. She said they swim to cool off. 

That is crazy. Why would a cat want to cool off? Or get wet? Eww. Has anyone heard of these "tigers"? Are they real? It would be really cool if they were. They would be amazing. 

Sometimes my person calls me her little tiger

purrrrsss

          Evy

Sunday.

Not much happened yesterday. My person wasn't feeling well, so I could have lots of cuddles. That was nice. 

I am going to show you guys Pudgy and I playing a while ago. It was very enjoyable. We got those catnip bags for Christmas. I try to kill mine, while Fluff licks hers. 

Camera.

My person is bad with cameras. We don't have on right now...it broke. 

So, I am posting a picture of me in the sun, and of me playing.

I am me. I love sun. And Warmth. And such. 

Award.

Ash and Pinky were very kind today. They gave me an AWARD! It is exciting. I was excited. I am excited. 

I've never received an award before but I shall try my best to do this right. 

-ahem-

This award is-

* As a dedication for those who love blogging activity and love to encourage friendships through blogging.
* To seek the reasons why we all love blogging!
* Put the award in one post as soon as you receive it
* Don’t forget to mention the person who gives you the award.
* Answer the award’s question by writing the reason why you love blogging.
* Tag and distribute the award to as many people as you like.
* Don’t forget to notify the award receivers and put their links in your post.

I love blogging because I can meet lots of kitties and I can get attention and love from all over the world. 

I would like to give this award to all the kitties and the Cat-A-Blog. They are new bloggers like myself. They are nice too! 

http://ourcatablog.blogspot.com/

Fluffy

My person is making me post this.

This is Fluffy. She is my sister. I am her sister. I am older. 

She is a scaredy-cat.   

She is also called Pudge, Puggle and Puggle Wuggle.

Outside.

I am dictating this in a breif break to my outside adventure. 

My purrsuading skills worked. I was escorted outside. 

My day is wonderful. I have been in and out all day. 

The sun is so warm. I rolled about. Then I found catmint to roll in. 

It smelled delectable. Then, to my horror, MY person came out of the house carrying Fluffy! 

She is too wimpy to stay out. She ran closer to the house but she got disorientated. 

I helped her by herding her towards the house. But. She didn't even go in! 

She got scared. She is inside now

I am out. Going to find my catmint. 

Go outside Cats. It's warrrrm. 

purrs,

       Evy

Teeth.

Mummy Person is making creepy comments about teeth cleaning. 

I hate having my teeth cleaned. 

They make me fall asleep. 

I hope they forget about this. 

       hopeful purrs,

Evy

Thanks.

Thanks for all the comments! I feel loved. 

Today is a nice day. I shall convince my people 

to let me explore. They can be stubborn. 

Wish me luck.

purrrrs

     Evy

Me.

My person suggested I post a photo. 

I shall. 

This is me. 

Hello.

Hi. My name is Evy. This is my blog. ALL mine. 

My person is going to help me type it. But she is slow. 

If I have any say in it Fluffy will never get to post here. 

But I won't. My person might let her to be "fair".

HISSSSSS

Fair is such a human concept. 

So. 

That is my post. 

puuurrrrrrrr