Baff.

Wednesday, December 2, 2009

Today, I had a baff. It was the first baff ever that I had.

It was a very stressing experience.

You see, Sabean was painting. I came to investigate. I let out a Wurrup!
Of greeting and rubbed myself against her face, and walking in front of her.
Except her painting was in front of her. And I stepped in it. It didn't look wet.
It was.

Sabean immediately scooped me up, much to my surprise, and brought me upstairs.
She put me in the baff machine rooming area, and turned on the baff machine. It spurted
water out loudly. She went out, and when she came back she had a towel.

I thought she was having a baff. I have never been in this baffing situation before. But, it was
I who was thrown into the baffing machine's heart. The water was warm. And horrible. My feet and tummy got wet. I scrambled out and ran. But the door was closed. I could only run to the toilet.

I did, but she caught me and shoved me back in. I jumped out again. When she was satisfied that I was clean, she wrapped me in the towel and brought me downstairs.

But today was not all bad. I got treats (Whisker Licken' Variety-I adore their smushines), and strokes. I am now going to go asleep. I am curled up. Baffs are very tiring.

I do not plan to go painting again.

6 comments:

Catline Crew said...

Baths are not fun. I've had a bath twice since I've been with these humans. Once because I tripped dad and he dropped dinner on me. And again when I ran outside and rolled in some dirt. But I'm glad you got some treats.

Vash

Harry Spotter said...

Sorry about your baff. I hate baths too. They make me cold and shiver and I get goose bumps. No furs.. so glad your clean and stay away from the baff .

Angel and Kirby said...

We know some kitties like baths. We never had one so we don't know. We do like to play in the bath tub when it is wet

The Creek Cats said...

Oh no, not a horrible baff! All of us protest the baffs except for Saylor who actually purrs. She's crazy!

us4 cats said...

oh no! how stressful. we only lick up the shower when wet or jump in dry tub and jump out. but if water was actually in there we think that would be scary. we are proud of you.

Millie said...

Gizzy used to get into Mom's paints. She gave him sponge baffs, and he hated them. Stay away from paints!