Rain is gross. And it's wet. It's raining lots. It was nice. Now it is sad.
I don't like wet. I know. I shall tell you a story.
Once I was trying to get a fishy on a shelf above the bath. But I think something happened. Because then I was in the bath. And there was water in the Bath. And I was wet.
The people get very worried whenever I get wet. They think I will get chills. I just hate it.
Mumma Person had to blow me dry with a blower. It was loud. But warm. I don't like wet.
My person once told me that some cats like to swim. She said they were really big cats. Bigger than Daddy Person. I don't know if it's true. She said they were called "tigers" and they swim for fun. She said they swim to cool off.
That is crazy. Why would a cat want to cool off? Or get wet? Eww. Has anyone heard of these "tigers"? Are they real? It would be really cool if they were. They would be amazing.
Sometimes my person calls me her little tiger